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NO "EISH".
NO STORIES.

We operate from a specialized home laboratory. Low overheads. High focus. No selling you cheap phone covers to pay mall rent. We just fix your tech.

We believe electronic waste is a sin. If it has a circuit board, it has a soul. We don't just swap parts; we diagnose logic.

Meet the Syndicate
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LAB PROTOCOLS

01

TRIAGE

We don't guess. We use microscopes, thermal cameras, and ammeters to interrogate your device until it confesses.

02

SURGERY

Microsoldering under 40x magnification. Replacing components smaller than a grain of salt. Steady hands, chaotic minds.

03

TORTURE

If it survives our ADHD hyper-focused quality control stress tests, it will easily survive your toddler.

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TALK TO A HUMAN

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