B.A.D

BUY A DONKEY

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WE DON'T
GUESS.

Your nephew who "knows computers" is lying to you. We are actual nerds. We have oscilloscopes, ADHD, and absolutely no social life.

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ADHD IS OUR
SUPERPOWER.

We don't stop until the problem is solved because our brains physically won't let us. Hyperfocus is the best warranty you can buy.

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WEB HOSTING
PROMO.

We design it. We host it. You chill.
R2025 now covers you until 2026. Better uptime than Eskom and sassier support than Telkom.

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APPS THAT DON'T
SUCK.

Stuff we needed. Stuff people needed. No ads. No bloatware. Just code that works. This is the stuff that makes you say "Buy-A-Donkey!"

ENTER B.A.D STORE

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B.A.D
D.I.Y.

[ADHD DISCLAIMER: SCREWS WILL VANISH] Fix it yourself. We'll show you how. If you panic mid-way, we'll finish the job (but it's gonna cost ya).

START FIXING

01 // 05

REAL

NO "EISH".
NO STORIES.

We operate from a specialized home laboratory. Low overheads. High focus. No selling you cheap phone covers to pay mall rent. We just fix your tech.

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They are brilliant.
They are my go-to.
In a world of glitch, they are the patch."

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B.A.D DIAGNOSTICS

MOBILE & TABLET

> LCD/OLED Replacements
> "Spicy Pillow" Batteries

PC & MAC

> Logic Board Fixes
> SSD Upgrades

CUSTOM DEV

> Modern Web Apps
> React/Node Stack

DESIGN & HOSTING

We design. We host. You chill.

STDR300pm

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WE DON'T GUESS.

ADHD IS OUR SUPERPOWER.

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APPS THAT DON'T SUCK.

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NO "EISH".NO STORIES.