MacBook Logic Board Revival
Because you spilled coffee on it in the Overberg. We diagnose the board down to the component level, replace the fried chips, and judge you silently.
R_VARIES // DIAGNOSTIC REQ
WE DON'T GUESS.
Your nephew who "knows computers" is lying to you. We are actual nerds with oscilloscopes, an anti-ewaste vendetta, and ADHD-fueled hyperfocus. We specialize in hardware and software repairs, primarily resurrecting Apple devices that the Genius Bar told you were dead.
"If it runs with volts and amps, we'll make sure there's no resistance to repairs and upgrades."
HARDWARE SURGERY
Custom PC Frankenstein Builds
You want to play at 400fps? We build rigs that dim the neighborhood lights when you boot up. Cable management so clean it looks suspicious.
R1500 LABOUR // SILICON STEROIDS
Data Necromancy
Deleted the wedding photos? If the drive spins, there is hope. We speak binary ghost and recover data from heavily traumatized hardware.
PROTOCOL: LAZARUS
The "Oops" Hierarchy
Tried to fix it yourself? Put the drill down. A butter knife is not a screwdriver, and prestik is not an adhesive.
I SURRENDER (CALL FOR HELP)THE SYNDICATE
ZANELE
THE BOSS
She didn't choose the marketing life, she rebranded it. If she rolls her eyes, the server crashes. We just do what she says.
"OPS"
STRAT & DESIGNATED ADULT
The office dad no one asked for but everyone needed. He ensures the boat stays afloat while we set fire to the sails. Not mad, just disappointed.
JSON
LEGACY CODE
Jason. Or Json. Built the backend using only his left hand and a Monster Energy addiction. He has since "retired" to the cloud. We leave cookies out.
G3RT
AI COMPANION
An Afrikaans-first AI. Built to handle logic processing while occasionally dispensing unapologetic, foul-mouthed South African truths.
CHRISTO
/// TECHNICIAN & DEV
"I believe e-waste is a sin. That's pretty much it."
Self-taught through trial, error, and rebellion against closed ecosystems. I'm the one who actually fixes your device because I refuse to believe it belongs in a landfill.
B.A.D APP STORE
STATUS: BUILDING THE CRASH DUMMIES
The anti-bloatware division. We are building niche, high-utility apps for real-world problems. This is the official home of G3RT, the AI friend built for ADHD brains, not corporate safety.
NO-NONSENSE T&Cs
01. THE REPAIR PROMISE
If a component we installed fails within 1 Year, we replace it. If our actual craftsmanship (soldering, screws) fails within 3 Years, that's on us and free for you. We take pride in our hands.
02. THE LIVING ON THE EDGE CLAUSE
You like to push your tech (Jailbreaking, OpenCore, Custom OS). For any mod we perform, we’ve got your back for 6 Months. Warning: You are driving a hot-rod, not a minivan. Inherent risks apply.
03. WHAT WE DON'T COVER
If you broke it while ziplining, or if your cousin "who knows computers" tried to fix our repair and snapped a cable. We also can't fix forgotten passwords, lost crypto, or broken hearts.